French Gloryhole – Crewneck Sweater

The Hate Couture “French Gloryhole” Crewneck Sweater is a love letter to France’s most iconic invention: the guillotine. Forget baguettes, wine, and clichés about romance—this design celebrates the true equalizer of French history, the steel kiss that turned kings into corpses and slogans into execution orders. Where others see a symbol of revolution, Hate Couture sees the most honest invention of all time: a machine that promised liberté, égalité… fatalité.

Printed boldly across heavyweight black cotton, the design features the guillotine standing tall, framed by the dates 1789–1977, a reminder that France clung to its favorite death toy until almost yesterday. Above it, in stark, unapologetic lettering: “FRENCH GLORYHOLE”—because if you’re going to lose your head, you might as well do it with style. Below, the slogan spits out its own parody of the Republic’s sacred motto: “Liberté, égalité, fatalité. Et vive la mort!” Hate Couture turns revolutionary pride into gallows humor, mocking both history and the present day obsession with sanitizing the past.

This isn’t a sweater for tourists in Paris taking selfies under the Eiffel Tower. It’s for those who know that history was written in blood, and that the guillotine is the only piece of French culture that never lied about what it was for. It’s underground fashion at its sharpest: black, heavy, subversive, and impossible to wear without offending someone. And that’s the point.

Made from durable heavyweight cotton, the “French Gloryhole” Crewneck is built for outsiders, cynics, metalheads, punks, goths, and anyone tired of the fake morality of mainstream culture. Wear it to spit on political hypocrisy, laugh at national pride, or simply as a reminder that society has always been a meat grinder with better branding.

Key Features:

• Premium heavyweight black cotton crewneck

• Bold guillotine print with “French Gloryhole” slogan

• Dates 1789–1977: a timeline of French executions and historical hypocrisy

• Distressed gothic typography with dark humor motto “Liberté, égalité, fatalité. Et vive la mort!”

• Designed and printed in the cursed and heretic land

• Perfect for fans of gothic streetwear, alternative fashion, black metal aesthetics, and anti-mainstream clothing

• A Hate Couture original—designed to offend, disturb, and delight the disillusioned

This isn’t just a sweater—it’s a wearable guillotine. A reminder that sooner or later, every head rolls.