Save The Planet Kill Yourself Mens T-Shirt

Hate Couture “Save The Planet, Kill Yourself” T-Shirt – The Ultimate Sacrificial Drip

Let’s be honest—humans are the worst thing to ever happen to this planet. Deforestation? Us. Plastic-filled oceans? Us. Billionaires hoarding wealth while the world burns? You guessed it—also us. The Hate Couture “Save The Planet, Kill Yourself” T-shirt is the perfect uniform for those who recognize that the best way to reduce your carbon footprint is by ceasing to exist entirely. Extreme? Maybe. Accurate? Absolutely.

Crafted from 100% organic cotton (because irony is everything), this tee is as soft as the fragile egos it will inevitably crush. The bold, no-nonsense print ensures that every tree-hugging hippie, climate change denier, and overly cheerful optimist in your vicinity will have something to say. Whether you wear it to a protest, a family dinner, or your next therapy session, this shirt guarantees reactions—and probably a few concerned wellness checks.

Perfect for:
✔️ Eco-conscious nihilists who know recycling isn’t gonna save us
✔️ People who find Greta Thunberg inspiring but also kinda exhausted
✔️ Anyone who enjoys dark humor and watching boomers have a mild stroke

Warning: May result in awkward interventions, unsolicited mental health advice, and strangers nervously backing away while clutching their reusable water bottles. Do not wear to corporate climate summits—unless you really want to test security response times.

Hate Couture—because if we’re all doomed anyway, we might as well dress appropriately.