Xavier Dupont De Ligonnes – Love Will Terrace Apart

Nothing says “eternal love” quite like vanishing after meticulously wiping your entire family off the census. Introducing the latest addition to the Hate Couture bloodstained legacy: the “Love Will Terrace Apart” tee — a grimly chic ode to France’s most elusive family man and part-time existential performance artist, Xavier Dupont de Ligonnès.

Front and center: Xavier and his late wife, forever united in pixelated noir, staring out from the terrace of their perfect little bourgeois nightmare in Nantes. A moment of matrimonial bliss… frozen somewhere between suburban ennui and domestic finality. Above them? The grimly clever twist on a post-punk classic: “Love Will Terrace Apart” — because sometimes, all you need is a little time, a little money, and a few bags of quicklime to really test the bonds of holy matrimony.

Crafted in 100% ethically-sourced guilt and printed on heavyweight cotton that’s blacker than a Catholic mass for missing persons, this shirt is perfect for:

• Disrupting brunch with your in-laws

• Casual strolls near sealed patios

• That one Tinder date who says they “like true crime”

We’re not saying you’ll disappear after wearing this — but we are saying you’ll look damn good while ghosting everyone in your life.

Features:

• Unisex fit for both sinners and skeptics

• Silkscreened with the tears of Joy Division fans

• Machine washable (unlike certain reputations)

Warning: May cause uncomfortable conversations, nervous glances, and spontaneous theological debates. Do not wear in Nantes.

So go ahead — embrace the unsettling romance of complete moral collapse. Hate Couture: for when love just isn’t murder enough.