Long Live Death – Mens T-Shirt

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HATE COUTURE โ€“ โ€œLong Live Deathโ€ T-Shirt

Welcome to optimism, Hate Couture style. The โ€œLong Live Deathโ€ t-shirt isnโ€™t here to comfort you. Itโ€™s here to smirk at the inevitable.

This black graphic tee features two crossed scythes forming a minimalist, brutal emblem of mortality. Above and between them, the gothic typography declares: โ€œLive Long Death.โ€ A poetic contradiction. A cynical blessing. A reminder that no matter how organic your smoothie is, weโ€™re all on the same waiting list.

Crafted for those who prefer existential dread with a side of sarcasm, this design blends dark humor, gothic aesthetics, and underground streetwear attitude. The stark white ink on deep black cotton creates a bold, high-contrast look that hits like a memento mori manifestoโ€”subtle enough for daily wear, loud enough to make grandma uncomfortable at Sunday lunch.


๐Ÿ–ค Design Details

  • Crossed scythes symbolizing inevitability (and impeccable symmetry)

  • Gothic old-English typography for that medieval plague-core aesthetic

  • Minimalist black-and-white contrast for timeless darkness

  • Subtle Hate Couture branding beneath the artwork


๐Ÿงต Premium Quality Construction

This Hate Couture t-shirt isnโ€™t just about existential slogansโ€”itโ€™s built to survive longer than your hopes and dreams. Made from soft, breathable cotton with a structured fit, it offers durability without sacrificing comfort. Perfect for concerts, streetwear layering, or quietly contemplating the void.


๐Ÿ”ฅ Why Youโ€™ll Love It

  • Dark humor streetwear that doesnโ€™t try too hard

  • Gothic fashion inspired by mortality symbolism

  • Statement piece for lovers of black clothing and cynical philosophy

  • Ideal gift for nihilists, metalheads, and that friend who says โ€œweโ€™re all gonna dieโ€ at parties


๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ Wear Your Irony

โ€œLong Live Deathโ€ is more than a sloganโ€”itโ€™s a celebration of lifeโ€™s most reliable guarantee. Itโ€™s sarcasm printed in ink. Itโ€™s poetry for pessimists. Itโ€™s Hate Couture doing what Hate Couture does best: laughing at the abyss while dressing impeccably.

Because if death is eternalโ€ฆ at least your style can be legendary.

size

4X-LARGE, 5X-LARGE, SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE, X-LARGE, XX-LARGE, XXX-LARGE

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