If Jesus Comes Back, We’ll Kill Him Again!

Hate Couture proudly presents the “If Jesus Comes Back, We’ll Kill Him Again” t-shirt—a perfect blend of sacrilege, rebellion, and just the right amount of historical accuracy.

The design? A bold, chaotic vision: a leather-clad biker, throttle wide open, roaring straight toward none other than Jesus Christ himself. Robes flowing, arms outstretched—whether to welcome or to plead, we’ll never know. The road is long, the engine is loud, and the message is clear: history has a habit of repeating itself, and we’re nothing if not consistent.

Above this unholy showdown, the words “If Jesus Comes Back, We’ll Kill Him Again” loom like a prophecy—or maybe just a threat. Whether you take it as a deep commentary on humanity’s tendency to reject its saviors, or just a darkly hilarious take on organized religion, one thing is certain: this shirt is not for the faint of heart.

This shirt is perfect for:

✔️ Bikers who believe in the freedom to offend
✔️ History buffs with a mean streak
✔️ People who think the Book of Revelations could use a sequel
✔️ Anyone who enjoys watching church groups whisper furiously behind their backs
✔️ That one friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings for “just asking questions”

Made from high-quality cotton softer than Christian forgiveness (which, let’s be honest, doesn’t always last long), this shirt is comfortable enough to wear while outrunning angry mobs, dodging lightning bolts, or just having a casual beer with the devil. The ink is as bold and unrelenting as the message itself—designed to last longer than a messiah in occupied Judea.

WARNING: Wearing this shirt may result in spontaneous exorcisms, awkward stares at gas stations, and an increased risk of being used as an example in Sunday school sermons. Side effects include eternal damnation, theological debates with strangers, and getting banned from certain family events.

At Hate Couture, we believe that if you’re going to hell, you might as well dress for the occasion.