Trust Me I’m A Unicorn – Mens T-Shirt

Unleash your inner cynic (while wearing a unicorn)

Step aside, boring tees. This is the “Trust Me I’m a Unicorn” shirt — the perfect blend of whimsical fantasy and post-apocalyptic sarcasm. It features a tank (yes, a war machine) reimagined with unicorn flair: horns, rainbows (probably), and enough bravado to offend both magical creature lovers and war buffs. Because if you’re going to lie, at least make it ironic.

Wear it when you want to broadcast:

• “I know nothing — but I look fabulous.”

• “I believe in unicorns… and violence, maybe.”

• “Trust me” (because you desperately need someone to).

Why this T-shirt is your new best (and worst) decision

Softness for the damned
Crafted from 100 % ringspun cotton, this shirt feels like betrayal you can cuddle. Its ultra-soft texture ensures your skin doesn’t rebel while your soul screams.

Durability for the damned too
You’ll toss this in the wash dozens of times (because life is cycles of hope and regret). The fabric holds up. The print stays sharp. The unicorn + tank combo doesn’t fade into pathetic irrelevance.

French printing — because we like to suffer with flair
Printed in France with attention to detail, the design keeps its edge (literally) so you can maintain maximum sarcasm-to-fabric ratio.

Fits all your existential dimensions
With sizes up to 5X-LARGE, the shirt accommodates your body, your ego, and the weight of your existential dread.

Style it like you mean it

• Pair with distressed black jeans or cargos (because comfort matters when you’re brooding).

• Add combat boots or chunky sneakers to match the tank motif.

• Top it off with a leather jacket or a cloak of apathy — whatever gets you through the day.

• Layer it under an overshirt when you need to pretend you have options.